everything still terrible, further updates as events warrant

if obama handles the marriage issue with the same cackhanded, shamefaced neoliberalism he’s deployed in the face of the last crisis of capitalism, there’ll be a federal amendment banning homosexuality by 2014 and investment bankers will have prima nocta rights by the end of the decade.

it occured to me that, as much as I heard this song during my younger days, I’ve never actually seen the music video. and ahahaha christ on a bike. this is the most 2003 thing Ive ever seen. I think I might have spontaneously manifested a skunk hairdo and those wristband things due to the sheer millennial aura put off by this youtube.

my secret shame is that I kinda like loud stupid angry teenager music. I mean I wouldn’t listen to it on the regular or anything. but it pleases me that my generation’s shibboleth allows me to walk into any drunken congregation of my peers, shout “CRAAAAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN” and get a response. thats the true sadness of the millennial - we’re all still pretty much insecure loserly teenagers at heart.

oh yeah apparently chester bennington’s doing acoustic shit now. MIND = BLOWN.

“I have to tell you that over the course of several years as I have talked to friends and family and neighbors, when I think about members of my own staff who are in incredibly committed monogamous relationships, same-sex relationships, who are raising kids together; when I think about those soldiers or airmen or marines or sailors who are out there fighting on my behalf and yet feel constrained, even now that ‘don’t ask, don’t tell’ is gone, because they are not able to commit themselves in a marriage, at a certain point I’ve just concluded that for me personally it is important for me to go ahead and affirm that I think same sex couples should be able to get married,” Obama told Roberts in an interview to appear on Good Morning America Thursday.


jesus christ way to be so late to the party, barry. here’s your fucking cookie, at least wait upwards of a year before selling everyone out on this one.

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thesheepknow:

I have officially discovered the best thing ever.  It is a sketch comedy show called Portlandia.  It’s about Portland and the people that live there.  If you have Netflix, I suggest watching it right

now.

ugh no.

its the worst aspects of portland made into a show. the self-deprecating-but-not-really smugness. “oh looook how quirky we arrrrre!”

it aint funny because all the people on that show actually fucking exist and they are annoying as hell.

(Source: im-cat)

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